The Tippy Toe Diet

Changing to a healthier lifestyle...one eensy, teensy step at a time

Friday, July 25, 2008

Ready, Set...Action!

We've pretty much established that I'm slightly to the left of normal, in all things but especially so in the area of attempting fitness. Almost no trick or gimmick I can think of is too silly or corny for me to try. If it keeps me energized and involved, I'll do whatever I need to do to remain (mostly) on track, providing it's legal, moral, safe and healthy. And free.

This might not be so bad if I kept these gimmicks to myself, but no-o-o-o. I have to publicize them so that you can all see close to certifiable I have become. And this one, folks, will likely have the white coats pulling into my driveway within minutes of publishing this post.

But I'm posting it anyway. Because that's what we whacko folks do.

First, the set up: I've noticed a few bloggers having binge problems recently, and a few others who are finding it difficult to stay motivated for exercise, and still others who are growing bored or disenchanted with our friend, the Satanic Scale. All understandble situations but ones that, if not managed, can quickly lead to a fitness meltdown. Yikes!

Now to the embarrassing part, the idea: Sometimes when I'm not really wanting to do the right thing, I imagine I'm being filmed at that very moment. Whether it's the crew from Oprah or 60 Minutes or I'm stuck in some Truman-esque fantasy world--it doesn't really matter. The point of it is to imagine that there's a film crew with me and my actions are being seen. Double Yikes!

Silly? Yes. Effective? Always.

So my challenge to you is this: when faced with one of the aforementioned obstacles, stop and ask yourself the question, "How would I act or respond if I was being filmed at this moment?"

Would you have that bag of chips? Would you skip your walk again? Probably not, if you knew the world was watching. Speaking on behalf of your adoring audience, drama and angst have their place in art, but for you we want the swell of music as you achieve victory. We want the happy ending! We want to leave the theater sheepishly wiping away tears of joy, dammit!
Or maybe that's just me.

As you approach the weekend, don't be afraid or embarrassed to use a little creative visioning to inspire you past the temptations and tripwires. It just might work! And since I've already posted it, you don't have to humiliate yourself by telling anyone what you've done. It's between you and the camera. :) :)

Now, I'm off to imagine myself being filmed for an HGTV special on clean and orderly homes.

Ready for my close up, Mr. D!

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At July 25, 2008 11:31 AM , Anonymous BikiniMe said...

OMG! I do this!!! Not just with my weight-loss and exercise, but sometimes, I will be immersed in a fantasy that I am actually having a documentary made about me and what a wonderful PAINTER I am because of my attention to each BRUSH STROKE and how I layer the strokes perfectly on top of each other to create a fabulous bristle finish with no lumps or out-of-alignment striations -- and I'm talking HOUSE PAINTING, not art! haha!

Someone is knocking at the door -- brb.

Oh no. White coats! and a big net! Oh god -- apparently, I've been certified. haha!

 
At July 25, 2008 12:54 PM , Blogger radiosilents said...

That's a fantastic idea. I love it! It would definitely help me out on the housekeeping front, and tantrum front, for sure.

:) Clever lady!

 
At July 25, 2008 1:20 PM , Blogger Manuela said...

Good idea!

I'm glad to say that I don't have too many crazy days like last week. I usually handle things well. For me the key is to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING and to keep active mentally and physically. That keeps the boredom binges at bay.

*as a side note, there are two psychiatrists working on a theory that is related to "The Truman Show" of people who believe their life is not real and is like that of Jim Carey. HMMM....

 
At July 25, 2008 1:22 PM , OpenID dietbook said...

I like gimmicks. I like gimmicks a LOT.

And I must confess, this is one of my favorites. And you know, with the proliferation of reality TV of late, it's not really all that out there...we can all be on Real Dieters of the O.C. or something...

:-)

You have a wonderful weekend under the stage lights!

V.

 
At July 25, 2008 1:56 PM , Anonymous John said...

One of the reasons I've done so well I think is that I've continuously posted my before and after pictures. Speaking of which, it is about time for a new set of pictures.

 
At July 25, 2008 6:24 PM , Blogger Slenderella said...

Now why did you have to go and plop that idea in my head? I was so looking forward to gorging myself silly tonight when eating out with some girlfriends. Sigh. Now, I might actually behave myself.

You know I'll thank you later, but for now, I'm going to pout.

 
At July 25, 2008 6:34 PM , Blogger Deborah said...

You are such a hoot! When does your show air?

Didn't get in my mowing today so tomorrow I'll try your suggestion. How knows it just might work.

 
At July 25, 2008 6:43 PM , Blogger Kathy said...

The HGTV reference was so funny! Bless you and any tool you find effective cause they have certainly worked for you.

 
At July 25, 2008 6:56 PM , Blogger Katschi said...

Thank God for whacky ideas! and you said it out loud, too.
This might just work...the star of my own show!

 
At July 25, 2008 9:52 PM , Blogger MB said...

Those camera lights are so bright :) Your idea reminds me of some good advice I got as a teen "live your life as if everything you do would be reported on the front page of the newspaper the next day." Some days I didn't care what an idiot I would look like on the front page but other days it would keep me from doing something stupid.

 
At July 26, 2008 6:02 AM , Anonymous MizFit said...

"How would I act or respond if I was being filmed at this moment?"

LOVE IT. on all levels of my life and, today, it's gonna be a rough one so I NEEDED this backdrop.

thanks so much,

Miz.

 
At July 26, 2008 6:36 AM , Blogger Crystal said...

Yep, I do this now and then. I think it's because I'm always being watched by my dog and boyfriend that I feel like there's always a pair of eyes on me, especially when I'm home!

 
At July 26, 2008 7:39 AM , Blogger Scale Junkie said...

Oh CRAP, now I'm going to smile while I workout because the cameras are watching haha. Honestly I do this sometimes and I've always done it while I was cooking.

 
At July 26, 2008 8:21 AM , Blogger ptg said...

I do this too! For the simple fact that if other people see me give up or stop, it somehow makes it worse.

So I definitely agree.

 
At July 26, 2008 9:36 AM , Blogger SeaShore said...

What a great idea! I'm a stealth eater from way back. I will remember this the next time I'm snitching a Babybel from the fridge!

 
At July 26, 2008 12:50 PM , Blogger Sagan Morrow said...

I do that same thing as well! Although usually its one of those idle fleeting thoughts. Sure keeps you on track though!

 
At July 26, 2008 10:18 PM , Blogger spunkysuzi said...

As of tomorrow i'm the star of my own show ;)
Thanks for the great idea !!

 
At July 27, 2008 12:59 AM , Anonymous Shortcake said...

That is sooo clever! Great insight! :) I look forward to reading more of your blogs! I wish you the best on your weight loss journey!!!!!

My blog is new, but here is the address if you ever want to visit my little page. I warn you I am not near as clever of a writer as you are!

http://inthelandofdieting.blogspot.com/

 

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