Spokesmodel for Hire

It seems my career as a spokesmodel has begun. My sister called me all excited last night after she and her husband spotted “my” ad in a local weekly paper.

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I was on page 52. Page 53 was what we locals call “the porn page”. You know, the page with ads for escort agencies and scantily clad massage “therapists.” I hope readers don’t get us confused.

Although given the current job situation….

All this excitement has me pondering what other products or services I might be a good spokesmodel for. (I actually prefer the label “Brand Ambassador.” It just sounds classier.)(And smarter.)

Okay, after careful consideration, here’s my short list of items on which I have spent a small fortune in the past year and as a result, of which I have superior knowledge:

– Champion sports bras from Target (all colors)
– Assets Camisoles from Target (all three colors and both styles)
– Almonds (yes, I buy them at Target, but since they aren’t exclusive to Target, I’m willing to consider other merchants. Money talks, people.)
– Turkey sandwiches from Subway
– Sugar-free Jello pudding (just don’t ask me to try to sell the chocolate mint–ick! :P)
– Worthington pants from JCPenney (straight fit)

I’m sure I have other areas of expertise, but considering I’ve spent about three minutes on this idea (as close to “careful consideration” as I’m likely to get this week), this list is a place to start.

If you are a PR firm representing any of these products, give me a ring and I’ll consider being your spokesmodel/brand ambassador.

If you represent an escort agency or massage therapist, stand by. I’m not there yet, but that could change.

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So what about you, dear readers o’mine? What product(s) could you sell as a top-notch “brand ambassador”?

Personal note: I jinxed myself with the rest-olutions. I got stuck at work until after midnight and then was back in the office at 6 a.m. the next morning. (You might have parsed a clue from the silliness of this post.) I’m catching up on sleep now and will catch up on more blogs tomorrow.)