The Tippy Toe Diet

Changing to a healthier lifestyle...one eensy, teensy step at a time

Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Long-awaited Meme

I think a dozen people have tagged me for this meme, and I apologize for taking so long to get it done. I lost the instructions, but it's the one where you list six things about yourself and then you're supposed to tag six other people and a bunch of other stuff I forgot. This is as close as I get. :)

1. I wasn't born fat, but it didn't take me long to get that way. According to my mother, I went on my first diet at the age of six months, when the doctor took me off of formula. That would've been about 2 weeks after this picture was taken. (Personally, I've seen chubbier babies, so I don't know what their problem was.) I guess the diet worked, because other pictures from throughout my childhood showed me pudgy, but never fat. That came later.

2. While I never excelled at any sports, I was always encouraged to play them. I played softball, basketball, and volleyball in school and then softball again in my late 20s. My mother and grandmother also played sports during their younger years. Mom played basketball and was on the high school track team. (She lettered even!) My grandmother was in a women's basketball league during WWII. They traveled the area, providing "entertainment" to small communities.

3. I've loved to read since my pre-school years. My parents would hear me get up during the night and when they would check on me, I would be on the sofa or in a chair, looking through my picture books. I fell in love with biographies in elementary school: Clara Barton, Florence Nightingale, Betsy Ross, Elizabeth Blackwel, Annie Oakley, and so on. I also discovered the joys of the case mystery through Trixie Belden and Nancy Drew. I still love mysteries, especially those with a female protagonist. Janet Evanovich, Marcia Muller, Sue Grafton, Jan Burke, and Lisa Scottoline are some of my favorite writers.

4. I don't like to fly and will go to great links to avoid it. For my vacation in a couple of weeks, I'm driving to Maryland—15 hours by car. Of course, 11 hours of it is through some of the most beautiful scenery you've ever seen: the Smoky Mountains and the Virginia Highlands. That's what I love about driving. You get to *see* the country and interact with the people who live in the areas you visit. Some drives are better than others, of course. I'm driving to Texas in September and it's mostly farmland and truckstops through Arkansas. :)

5. I have hundreds of pet peeves, but one of the big ones is food noises, or maybe it's "eating noises." Slurping, smacking, crunching, chomping—they all drive me NUTS. Gum popping and ice crunching are the worst! If I get on the elevator and someone's slurping and crunching her way through a JUMBO SONIC cup of ice, I punch the button for the closest floor and get out of there quick. I've left stores without making my purchase just to get away from a gum-smacking sales clerk. I probably need counseling, but I'm trying to hold out for something more interesting.

6. Who can tell me what happened in Memphis on August 16, 1977? (No one is allowed to respond with, "I wasn't born yet.") Okay, give up? That is the day Elvis Presley died here in Memphis. I was on the first day of my first bona fide job (I was a data entry clerk. My only previous job was at my cousin's ice cream shop), and one of my new co-workers came in and told us the news. By evening the city was filling with mourners from all over the world. Believe it or not, many people return each year on the anniversary of his death for "Elvis Week" (locals call it "Death Week") to hold a candlelight vigil, watch old EP movies, and--I'm not sure what all they do, to tell you the truth, but there sure are a lot of them doing it. Needless to say, I do not attend. I grew up about two miles from Graceland, and it lost its appeal by the time I reached puberty. It was always pretty at Christmas, though.

If you made it this far, I applaud you. I have given myself a headache and so I'm off to find some heroin aspirin. Hope you're all having a marvelous Thursday and are getting ready to a fantastic Friday!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Oh Happy Day!

I'll try to post something fitnessish in a minute, but right now I'm just too keyed up! Do you know who's coming to Memphis next week? Do you? Guess!

Okay, I'll tell you. Laurie Notaro, that's who! She's one of my favorite humor writers EVER, and she's going to be signing books and reading from her new book next Wednesday night! I can't wait!

If you've not read Laurie Notaro before and you like talented, funky, funny writers, you can read an excerpt of We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive here.

Okay, deep breath. It's almost a week away.

In other news, I might have a sports injury. For the past week, I've been having some numbness on the top of my foot and along the lower outside of my shin, and I mentioned it to my podiatrist today, and he said (after glancing at my knee) that it was peroneal nerve dysfuntion. And that was all he said about it before he assured me the numbness wasn't related to the toe surgery he performed last year. He said I might have a cyst in my toe that might or might not have to be removed in a couple of weeks. Apparently it would be a teensy, tiny incision, so I'm not particularly worried. Not much. :)

When I got back to work, I had to look up peroneal nerve dysfuntion and this might just be the problem. Either my fibula's broken (which I probably would have noticed) or I've suffered another trauma to the leg (7 million body weight squats is trauma!) or I sit with my legs crossed too much.

Hmmm, one of those is a distinct possibility.

I have an appointment with my GP on Monday to see if I can come off my blood pressure medication, and I'll mention it to him. I'm guessing I'll be shuttled off to another doctor. Until then, I'm sitting here with a ruler on my lap to remind me not to cross my legs. I'm determined that if there's an injury, it will be a sports injury. Badge of honor, and all that...

But right now I don't care about any of that. Laurie Notaro is coming to town!

I should go figure out what I'm going to wear!

Happy Weekend Eve!

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Letters from Home

I've always loved living in Memphis, but there are days....

From an article in today'sThe Commercial Appeal, our local newspaper:

At 4:37 p.m. Thursday afternoon, Rachael Vint found a stop-work order on the door, a piece of paper threatening to put an end to her new business, not to mention ruining her evening.

Vint and her partner, Kyra Bailey, were a day away from opening Eccentric Studios, a dance studio at 2810 Bartlett.

For the past three years, Vint has been teaching "Strip To Fit," a fitness program that shows women 18 years or older the art of burlesque, strip teases, pole dancing and "sexy stretching" at various fitness facilities around the Bartlett area.

"We've been at this for three years," Vint said. "Starting our own business was the next logical step."

The stop-work order said the address was not zoned for a sexually oriented business, a presumption Vint doesn't agree with. "There's nothing dirty about what we do. This is a natural expression and a great way to exercise," she said.

Sigh....Life here can be so infuriating. There are great people here, in all walks of life, but they are so often overshadowed by the idiots.

In better news, Memphis (which has been ranked one of the nation's worst cities for bicycling) is finally parsing a clue and installing some bike lanes. 'Bout time. We have enough cyclists to merit them, but the idiots have had their heads up their collective....well, you know.

Super hot here today, sending me to the gym for my daily dose. Once there, I completed a TriCammython--20 minutes on the elliptical, 20 on the recumbent bike, and 20 on the treadmill. I didn't set any land speed records, but it was a good workout. No time to get bored with any of it. I think I'll try this for a few sessions, before beginning to add in additional "cycles." As long as there's something interesting on The Learning Channel, I can go all day. (Okay, no I can't but I'm probably good for a couple of hours.)

Oh, and before I went to the gym, I made a run by a local thrift store, where I scored 3 pairs of pants for a total of $15! I love when that happens. :)

I hope you've all had a most marvelous Saturday!

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